Collection: Merit Over Marketing – Funny Goat Show Shirts & Gifts
Goat shows should be about the goats — not the apparel with logos. Our Merit Over Marketing Collection features Dixie the goat in all her snarky glory, reminding everyone that farm names don’t win ribbons, goats do.
From cheeky winks to sassy kiss-offs, these bold designs bring humor, honesty, and a little bit of shade to the show ring. Perfect for exhibitors, breeders, and goat lovers who want their shirts to speak the truth.

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Funny Goat Show Shirt – Anonymity No Problem My Goats Shine Anyway – Kiss-Off Dixie Tee
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Funny Goat Shirt – Less Branding More Breeding – Snarky Goat Show Tee
Regular price From $24.20Regular price -
Funny Goat Show Shirt – My Goats Are Down There Not Up Here – Merit Over Marketing Tee
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Funny Goat Shirt – Winning Looks Better Without a Logo – Show Ring Statement Tee
Regular price From $24.20Regular price -
Funny Goat Shirt – My Goats Don’t Need a Billboard, They’ve Got Talent
Regular price From $24.20Regular price -
Funny Goat Show Shirt – In the Ring the Goat is the Star Not the Shirt – Winking Dixie Tee
Regular price From $24.20Regular price -
Funny Goat Show Shirt - Judge the Goat, Not the Merch -Dixie Kiss Off
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Funny Goat Show Shirt - Goats First. Ego Last - Grinning Dixie Tee
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Funny Goat Show Shirt – Farm Names Don’t Win Ribbons, Goats Do – Dixie Goat Tee
Regular price From $24.20Regular price