Funny Goat Show Shirt – My Goats Are Down There Not Up Here – Merit Over Marketing Tee

🐐 Eyes off the chest, folks — the real stars are down there in the ring.

The My Goats Are Down There – Not Up Here tee puts a hilarious twist on a classic phrase, reminding everyone that goats win on their own merit. And just to drive it home, where a farm logo might usually sit, this shirt proudly declares: Merit Over Marketing.

It’s bold. It’s cheeky. It’s the perfect shirt for exhibitors who let their goats do the talking.

Unisex fit, soft cotton blend
Bold typography design with subtle sass
“Merit Over Marketing” where the logo would be
Available on tees, hoodies, mugs & more
Ideal for goat exhibitors, breeders & show-ring rebels

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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