Bring humor straight from the barnyard with this bold parody tee featuring GRR Lil Cheeto Bandito, the ultimate ladies’ goat! Styled in a sleek black suit jacket, lounging in a plush armchair with a whiskey glass in hoof, Cheeto oozes confidence and charm.
The hilarious slogan says it all:
“I DON’T ALWAYS PEE ON MYSELF…
BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT TO ATTRACT THE LADIES.”
Perfect for goat owners, breeders, and anyone who loves farm humor, this shirt is soft, durable, and guaranteed to spark conversations. A must-have gift for goat lovers with a mischievous sense of humor!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
