Here We Go Like a Herd of Turtles knitted sweater

Some days move at lightning speed… and some days feel like a herd of turtles.

This cozy unisex crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the slow-and-steady moments with a playful, hand-lettered design that reads:

“here we go like a herd of TURTLES”

Printed on a soft, mid-weight sweatshirt, it’s perfect for school runs, errand days, travel days, or anytime your crew is moving a little… well… turtle-ish. Inspired by a classic dad quip, this design is made for parents, teachers, caregivers, and anyone who appreciates a good, gentle laugh.

Dress it up with jeans and boots or keep it extra comfy with leggings and sneakers — either way, you’ll get a smile every time someone reads your shirt.

Great for:

• Busy moms and dads who live on “turtle time”

• Teachers and daycare workers herding little humans

• Family photo days, road trips, or holiday chaos

• Gifting to the resident “dad joke” legend in your life

This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater is great for casual Fridays, school events, and family gatherings.  Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting. Great for casual Fridays, school events, and family gatherings. Perfect attire for Fall thru chilly spring days.

• Soft, cozy feel with ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband
• 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Unisex sizing
• Machine washable. Wash at 30–40°C, The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
• The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
  
  Note: This sweater is knit to order. Current production + shipping can take 3–6 weeks, but it’s made just for you—slow and steady, like a herd of turtles. 🐢which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Made-to-order item: current production + shipping time may be 3–6 weeks, so please keep that in mind if you’re ordering as a gift.”

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