Funny Goat T-Shirt – “I Don’t Always Wave My Flag” | Goats & Giggles

Turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious parody tee featuring GRR Gretel hasa Freckle, a very glamorous goat herself! Styled in a sleek black satin dress and sipping a martini, Gretel sits like the true diva she is, parodying the iconic “Most Interesting Man in the World” ad campaign—with a goat twist.

The bold slogan reads:
“I DON’T ALWAYS WAVE MY FLAG…
BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT TO ATTRACT ALL THE BUCKS.”

Perfect for goat owners, breeders, and fans of witty farm humor, this shirt is soft, durable, and sure to be a barnyard conversation starter. A must-have gift for goat lovers with a sense of humor!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Ladies: You might want to order a size up if you like your t-shirts nice and roomy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide